Your whole social presence, sounding like you.
You send the photos, an AI that knows your shop does the heavy lifting, you approve. One simple service, live and proven today. Here's exactly what that means.

Your social media, run for you, still sounding like you.
You did not start a business to spend your evenings fighting Instagram. But showing up online is how local customers find you now, and Phat Social takes that off your plate without making it sound like a robot wrote it.
Here is how it works in practice. You send a few photos from your week: a bouquet you are proud of, the shop looking nice, a quiet behind the scenes moment. An AI that has learned your brand, your voice and your regulars turns them into a month of posts. Captions that sound like you, the right hashtags, planned across the week at the times your people are actually online.
You stay in charge
Nothing goes out until you have seen it. You get a quick look, you tap approve or ask for a small change, and it is done. Minutes a week, not hours. No dashboard to learn, no calendar to manage, and no guilt about the account you have been meaning to post to.
Everything, in one place.
Photos made post-ready
We crop, straighten and size every photo for Instagram and Facebook, so your feed looks sharp and professional. No wonky edges, no awkward crops.
Captions in your voice
The AI learns how your shop talks, so every caption sounds like you, with the right hashtags so new local customers can find you. On-brand, honest, never generic.
Posts, planned
We plan what goes out and when, spread at the times your customers are actually online. No blank calendar, no panic.
You approve everything
Every post lands in one simple page to check. Change a word, swap a photo, or approve as-is. Nothing goes live without your say-so.
You send a few photos.
A bouquet you are proud of, the shop looking nice, a quiet moment behind the counter.
Snap them on your phone whenever you have a second. No planning, no shot list, no pressure to be a photographer. A handful a week is plenty for us to work with.
- Straight from your camera roll
- No captions or editing needed
- Add a quick note if you want to
An AI that knows your shop makes the posts.
It has learned your brand, your voice and your regulars, so what comes back sounds like you, not like a robot that has never smelled a flower.
Captions in your tone, the right hashtags, and a month of posts planned across the week at the times your people are actually online. The heavy lifting, done.
- Captions in your voice
- Planned at the best times
- Ready across the month
You take a look and tap yes.
Nothing goes out until you have seen it. A quick glance, approve or ask for a small change, and it is done.
Minutes a week, from your phone, wherever you are. You stay in full control of everything that goes out under your name, without any of the work.
- Approve in a couple of taps
- Ask for changes any time
- Always the final say
Not a scheduler. A partner that knows your shop.
Not generic AI. Yours.
It learns your shop once, then everything it makes sounds like you, not like a robot that's never smelled a flower.
You always approve
Nothing goes out without your yes. A quick look, a tap, done.
One price, no limits
No per-post fees, no seat maths. One simple monthly, everything included.
Simple, honest pricing.
Founding Partners
First 10 shops only
- Everything above, with no post limits
- No setup fees, no contract, cancel any time
- Come in at the ground floor and your price is locked forever (usually £100)
Questions? We've got answers.
Do I have to sign a contract?
No. It's month to month, stay as long as it's working for you, leave whenever you like.
Who owns the photos and posts?
You do. Always. Everything we make is yours to keep.
What if I don't like a post?
Change it yourself, or tell us and we'll redo it. Nothing goes out until you're happy.
How many photos do you need?
A handful goes a long way, even a quick batch from your phone is enough for a week or more of posts.
Do you post them for me too?
You approve them, and we get them scheduled and ready to go. You stay in the loop the whole way.
See it before you decide.
We will make you a free sample, a week of posts for your shop, no cost and no commitment.
Get my free sample